The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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