That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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