just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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