Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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