Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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