I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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