I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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