I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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