I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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