naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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