I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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