I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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