no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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