Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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