If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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