Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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