just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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