there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Did we literally take a cab across the street
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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