Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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