JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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