you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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