So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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