is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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