i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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