did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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