I don't usually arrange sex via text message
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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