Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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