What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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