i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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