the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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