apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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