After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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