at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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