Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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