Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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