Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Actions speak louder than pants.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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