Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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