White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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