Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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