i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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