Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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