LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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