gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My ass is underappreciated
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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