if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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