I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
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well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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