We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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