tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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