Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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