Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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