How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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